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The Christian Mingle EP

by The Pyros

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1.
Coffee 01:28
It was a rainy morning  we got coffee on winooski  we were tired of making  coffee in our lonely kitchens  by the beer cans piling  and the dirty dishes  I’m so tired baby  of everyone and everything  please don’t play those games now nobody ever wins  she said I don’t play card games but I got magic tricks I said I dream of a lover  she said I know what u mean  someone who understands  what love & respect mean  I said baby  can we get more coffee   how do you like your coffee baby how do you like your coffee
2.
I was single I went on Christian Mingle, Gotta hand job from Hell.  I thought I was in love but Jenny broke my heart Saying, “Long distance don’t work, baby.” Yeah, I hit the bars downtown. “Have you seen average Jane in hand-me-downs?” An IPA will do for now.  Bartender, one more round.  Bartender, I’ll have two more rounds.  Bartender, I’ll have three more rounds.  Bartender, I lost count.  I woke up. I walked downtown.  My best friend joined for hash and browns.  He said, “Hey, Stevie baby, what’s got you down?” And I said, “Love, man. It’s hard to find.” “The only love in this town is tequila and limes.”  “Ahhhh man, no sweat, she’ll come around.” “But tonight, we’re drinking at this bar downtown!”  Bartender, I’ll have two more rounds.  Bartender, I’ll have three more rounds.  Bartender, I lost count.  I was single I logged off Christian Mingle  and stopped giving a shit.  She will come around and I ain’t in no rush.  I gotta big ass heart and a tiny tush.  I may be lonesome but I ain’t desperate. Babe I can move my hips and kiss your lips. But do I want to take you on a camping trip?  Bartender, I think I’m over it.  Bartender, I am over it.  Just kidding, I want one more sip. ONE MORE, TWO MORE THREE MORE FOUR!!!!!!! I was single I went on Christian Mingle, And now I look back at Hell
3.
Casanova 02:04
nobody home so do you dare  you take my heart out  zigzag upstairs  your hands glissando  move in triangles accelerando   allegro reverso  and you go  and you go  don’t tell my man  I lace my boots  walk out your door  into your man  home from the store  “who are you?”  he says to me  I say, “hey pal.”  “I fix TVs” and that will be (3X) $170  and I say and I say  thank you  have a good day 

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This album was inspired by owning a 1978 faux wood wagon, living with 8 others in a pink house in the Old North End, submersed with creative artists in the city, turning down a deal, playing music with some great friends and musicians, the generosity and gung-ho-ness of videographers, 50s radio 103.7 fm that Charlie's Boathouse introduced me to, the garage rock and surf punk movement of the 10s, diner food, absolute babes, drinking in excess, pool-boy fantasies, VH1 and MTV music videos every morning as a kid, collaging vintage sweater magazines from junk shops, and exploring the idea of romantic love from three different angles.

This was recorded during the spring in the Gnarnia basement, and shot during the summer and fall of 2018, even the winter of 2019.

Music videos www.youtube.com/channel/UCLaaV3w8Y9uCuuFYrmzU5kA

Write up in Seven Days
www.sevendaysvt.com/vermont/steven-yardley-examines-love-and-romance-on-the-pyros-new-ep-christian-mingle/Content?oid=28391552

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released September 10, 2019

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Steven Yardley Burlington, Vermont

I enjoy rock music in all its forms, recording technology, and instruments.

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