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American Halloween EP

by The Pyros

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Zombie 02:31
I’m staggerwalking through a graveyard.  I thought I put that man to sleep.  I’m hunting people like they are junk food.  I’m a zombie eyes of plywood.  zombie zombie don’t eat my brains zombie I thought I was livingbut I was dead.  The zombie virus is contagious.  A hollow stomach. Give me a human.  I’m a zombie.  Better run, kid.  zombie zombie don’t eat my brains zombie Traded my colors for a mute gray.  Now I walk with skin hanging off my face.  zombie zombie don’t eat my brains zombie
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One full moon night, I skinny dipped The lake gargled I mutated All I wanted was to take a swim But the water turned me green and grim Yeah baby all I wanted was a beer and beach But the water turned me to a freak This ain't no milk & honey This ain't no hippy heaven This ain't no rocking lobster Meet the swamp monster Meet the swamp monster Meet the swamp Even the food At the grocery store Is Frankenstein's And I'm their whore All I wanted was a normal date But now I'm serving wolf-man on my plate Yeah baby all I wanted was to eat a meal But the food has got me turning teal This ain't no milk & honey This ain't no hippy heaven This ain't no rocking lobster Meet the swamp monster Meet the swamp monster Meet the swamp
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Cockblocks with the yachts call shots Flipping their flops in their limousines Joe Schmoe crows that doughs will flow At the golden shower trickling Twilight zone thrones and megaphones Monochrome the HD screens Blondes look nice in stars and stripes But the yacht club runs everything The mascot is a zombie The bird came back to life The mascot is a zombie Fly on eagle fly Fly on eagle fly Fly on eagle fly YACHT ROBOT COCK BLOCK YACHT ROBOT COCK BLOCK GIVE BACK OUR EAGLES YACHT ROBOT COCK BLOCK Hey quarterback catholics, are the lepers in the hospitals? Pray for golfer tax breaks and their billion dollar testicles Empires must fall babe, let’s grab the bitcoin and the bibles now We’ll ride through armageddon killing vegans on a golden cow

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The first conceptual EP by The Pyros in 2018 recorded at the same time as Christian Mingle. Tracked in the Gnarnia basement in Burlington VT with the OG lineup: Evan Raine on drums and Jon Bergan on bass.

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released October 31, 2018

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Steven Yardley Burlington, Vermont

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